<P>i swear these cock nuggets are getting orwse and worse these days. i met this guy who couldnt stop talking about uvb-76, the russian weirdo radio staiton. i mean fuck him, i figured out it was child's play when i was a child! 
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<P>not as known is the staiton known as no u-vb79, also known as the zipper. a sound of someone opening their zipper continuously for several decades now. distant noises in the backgrounds prove that its not a recording and that someone has really been zippering it out for allt hese years.
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<P>so i mention this to him and he's all "OH YEAH THAT I LOVE IT" fucking smartass, i liked it before it was mainstream and before every twat started tattooing it on their cheeks and fucking whatnot.
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<P>serioussly