<P><B><JC>Incoherence
<P>And characters from many works of fiction.
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<P>He was really happy that he bought an elephant with wings, so happy that he named him "my happiness." The neighbors werent so happy however. They really despised the elephant's habit of being in a wooden box on top of the elfs house.  Then one day a green peace activist shot the elephant with a paint gun. the elephant went crazy and destroyed his house. After seeing that his house was in ruins Dilbert err the elf called Dogbert for help.
<P>After Dogbert arrived in a predator helicopter he said o which the elf said, "I'm an elf! My metabolisms faster than the speed of light, there's no way I can get fat!" To which Dogbert replied "I'm talking to your elephant."
<P>Because elf's metabolism was as fast as the speed of light, he had to eat 24\7 not to starve. His digestive system was not able to remove the feces at the speed of light and Boom. Luckily due to centuries of Booming elves the elf has evolved the necessary adaptations to survive a Boom and not be affected at all. So Boom he went and nothing happened. Until he happened to boom near a loved one. She found his booming crude and irritating, and so left him in the depths of despair. The last he saw of her was in a Dutch circus yelling U zuigt ya jackass!
<P>Until the "last reply" column on the off topic page was dominated by Crazysheep 2, and then the world ended as a result, but then jimmycracker (with a lowercase j) decided to strike back!
<P>Until Jimmycracker (with a Uppercase J) decided to strike back!
<P>Yes, that's right, his Evil clone, created by none other than Wade Walker Walton Simons evil clone which created back in the day of the days in which people said back in the day with longing because they were dying from things like plagues conspiracies, misspellings, M&Ms, computer games, and people named Bob.  The people named bob were especially dangerous. Often they wrote poetry (really bad poetry) and would subject people to hours of if in pubs and bars.  In order not to go insane, the bar-folk began to consume masses and masses of M&Ms. Causing a massive M&M population decline.  Which in turn caused a massive increase in peanut population.  Attracting more and more of those flying elephants (remember them?) who covered the streets with ice and went ice skating every day. From now on every day on the planet was a blissful day of happiness and fun. This caried on for 3 and a half months until one of the elephants remembered that elephants hate ice-skating. he wrote a letter to the editor (something that had not been done for 3 and a half months) and mentioned this. All hell broke loose, but then powdered toast man attacked the elephants with a large glass of orange juice and some muffins. The elephants were overcome and had to retreat, taking with them their fears, prejudices, and those other things that elephants have. 
<P>then the mouse army came in and all the elephants suffered a stroke, which was very bad, for their undersize brains compared to their ears.
<P>The elephants had returned to take their revenge with the most secret weapon of all, the super-carbo-high-electron-ultra-blastoid-uber-fluride-hydro-hydron-hydeous-zapron-mage-hari dryer with super thin handle.
<P>The elephants proceeded to dry out everything, evaporating so much water that the entire world was enveloped in rain clouds.  And then a monkey came flying out of nowhere (thrown perhaps?) and crashed into the head of a cute little girl, with cute pink hair.
<P>Little did the monkey know, that the girl was really the almighty Oobleglork, who was sent from the future to create the ultimate monkey that would be able to control energy and matter in any way it wishes which would then destroy Oobleglork and become king of the world only to be eaten by a pack of cougars who overthrew the monkey reign which was on the rocks anyway. After the king monkey became overcome with power and began drinking, and partying late into the night and never getting any sleep. 
<P>Suddenly, Reno from Final Fantasy VII showed up and declared that he wanted to have a bossfight. So there was a bossfight. There were three members in the party opposing him, Cloud, Tifa, and the monkey from Timesplitters 2. Nobody knows how he got there or why he was there, but he was there nonetheless. The bossfight began with Reno using "Neo Turk Light" on the monkey, putting the status condition "Confusion" on the monkey. The monkey started attacking others indiscriminately. Cloud then used the "Climhazzard" limit break on Reno, inflicting 2134 damage. Reno then retaliated with his rod, causing 213 Poison Elemental damage to Cloud, but all of sudden JC comes in.
<P>He has no idea how he got here, so he thinks he got here because of the blast.
<P>He sees Reno and the Monkey both in a fight, so grabs them by their ears and suddenly disappears, killing the monkey. But Reno then turns of Cloud and Tifa, who are, for no reason, suddenly making out. Then he is hit by a speeding meteor. "Ouch" he said. Then he got up. Then he walked out of the room. Then he walked back into the room. Then he walked out of the room. Then he walked into the room. Then he wondered how he had just done that since they were all outside in the first place.
<P>And then he died, and went to some place that no one knows about because the only people that go there are dead people, and dead people dont talk much, and this is what the person did, not talk much, please also not that the full-stop has also died, it is quite a sad, but the full stop did not go to the land of the dead people who didn't talk much. Instead he went to the happy land of dead full stops. Where full stops spend their entire afterlife going to parties, getting drunk and waking up the next morning with strange full stops lying beside them. Interestingly the elf was there too, who said "Omg, I'm back in the story"
<P>Suddenly, Reno, Rude and Elena came back into the story. But Cloud and Tifa were STILL making out, because they were surrounded by a static field which separated their particular reality from the rest if reality. 
<P>So, they sat. And drank. And sat and drank. And drank and sat. And, one of them sat-drank while another drank-sat.
<P>Then, it happened that there was an old man who lived on a island in the middle of the ocean with only palm trees and coconut trees and pineapple trees for company. People who knew him called him the tree mam. This was strange because nobody else had lived on the island for 37 years. One day this old man decided to leave the island (after months of careful thinking and preparation of course) and set sail in a boat made of coconut shells and tied together with that stuff that you get stuck in your teeth after eating pineapple. After 3 weeks of floating on the high seas eating palms from palm trees he came across the site of the boss flight and it crashed into him.
