<P><B><JC>Umbrella Bio Organic Weapon
<P>And LP singing
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<P>Meanwhile, 200000 leagues under the sea there was a guy and he was busy doing a bit of taxidermy for a chimp from Spain, then out of nowhere in the middle of the ocean the taxidermist is attacked by legions of brain eating monster pandas! Then treemam suddenly plunged into the depths to fight the pandas with his bare teeth and a sponge he found in between the toes of a giant squid he had had lunch with a few days earlier. The squid had mysteriously died after eating the chicken so the taxidermist had taken him home. "Judo Chop!" said the taxidermist HAW! HAW! THIS IS SOME FUNNAY CHI'HEIT-E" - said the Umbrella Corp. B.O.W. to his Pangolin buddy, Ish-mesh. Ish-mesh--chan had all the fun stuff from the black market, including the mind-numbing piece of literature he just shown him/her/it. "Pay 400 credits please. This isn't for free ya know" - said the pangolin with the weird name.
<P>The Suddenly a capsule opened and Two zombies came out from within, "Arrrrrgggghmmmaaaff" one says. they proceed to eat the pangolin. Then they both assume a graceful kung fu stance, several meters away from the old man. Cut to a wide panoramic yuen wu ping style shot. atmospheric oriental drums playing in the back ground. One zombie leaps forward in a flurry of FIST and KICK and the Umbrella BOW pimpslaps the zombies.
<P>"I WAS A BUDDY OF THAT PAHTICULAH PANGOLIN YOU PIANASS MONSTAS"-screamed the BOW-"And I was going to get that book, you **CKSMOKING DEEPCHEIRTASTS. His blood ruined"
<P>"We are sorry. We just wanted to show our SUPER FIGHTING ABILITIES AND STUFF TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM THE Kung Fu priest and lawnmowers. But we also came here because we are inviting you to go to Chiyo's house for dinner (NOT TO EAT HER BUT INSTEAD A DELICIOUS COOKED DINNER MADE OF COWS AND CHICKENS AND STUFF). Nin and a few friends of hers and ours are going there."
<P>And we shall kill them using large sausage, which one can buy from any quality butcher's shop, the sausage would come alive during breakfast, suffocating those who attempted to murder it.  Oh my... the dinner was a massacre. The zombies, the Umbrella BOW, the thief red panda along with other people puked their insides out. Chiyo stood in the middle with an eerie grin on her face, witnessing her once cute and modern dinner room turning into something from the sewers of a slaughterhouse.
<P>There was, in fact, a slaughterhouse in the next street. But this has no bearing on the story whatsoever. 
<P>Suddenly, everyone started playing LP's amazing RPG, 2010, because it was so amazingly good, and that was good. LP was so happy that people were playing his game that he momentarily lost all control of his movements and jumped off a 37-floor building. Luckily he landed in a steamy pile of dog droppings that cushioned the fall.  LP got up, feeling very pleased that he had suddenly become the focus of an entire story, and walked, bemused, down the street, thinking, "I wonder how many commas it is possible to fit into one sentence", which was a very hard question to answer indeed.
<P>Eeeeelllleee-peee got surprised by a jeep with Chiyo (Dressed up as a penguin) shooting at a police car with Kommisaaaarr Rex on it. People witnessed the car chase between the Germans and Ms. Cute Schoolgirl on Penguin costume. And a TVI helicopter popped out, to ask retarded and obvious questions to them!  Then the LP jumped out and sang:
<P>bumpity bump bump
<P>bumpity bump bump
<P>BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP, bbbbbbbbbbump
<P>bumpity bump bump
<P>bumpity bump bump
<P>BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP, bbbbbbbbbbump
<P>*small high-pitched children's voices ensure*
<P>ooooooooooh thy buuump
<P>BuuuuuuMpppppppp
<P>thy bump!
<P>thy bump!
<P>thy bump!
<P>ooooooooooh thy buuumppppppppp!!!!!!!!
<P>thy bump!
<P>thy bump!
<P>thy bump!
<P>oh thy wonderfuuuuuuul buuump!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<P>*orchestra starts*
<P>*deep manly voice drowns out the children*
<P>BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMMMMMMMMP,
<P>bump, bump, bump, bummmmmmmmmp
<P>BUUUUUUMP, bumpbumpbump
<P>BUUUUUUMP, bumpbumpbump
<P>bump bump bump BUMP
<P>BUMP
<P>BUMP
<P>BUMP
<P>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<P>At which point, however, the current population of people playing 2010, LP's cool new RPG which he should post on the Internet, a nifty data holding and distribution network, were really freaked out by his bump song, which, thankfully, will not be repeated here, and began to play someone else's mod for it, entitled 2011, and forget all about the fact that 2010 existed.
<P>LP was very sad, and so he built a time machine to alter the back-story so he didn't sing the bump song. Suddenly he realized that he was the focus of the story, and suddenly ceased to be the focus, as OiNutter's previous form (Coconut Monkey OiNutter) came and beaned him on the head. LP then fell over and began crying like a small child, which he had strangely turned into a few moments before OiNutter hit him. This made OiNutter fee sorry for him and pick him up to try to soothe him, which is when LP bit OiNutter on the right thumb.
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<P>This caused Coconut Monkey OiNutter to drop LP on his right foot. Again causing an inane reaction that kicked LP back to ten minutes before the Bump song, which meant that everybody was still playing 2010. LP was happy, until the bump song started again.
<P>Which caused LP to yell, STOP