<P><B><JC>The Hero
<P>And the DX missing missions/lost levels.
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<P>And then  something happened.  But no one cared.  So the something that happened caused a whole string of somethings to happen so that people would be forced to look back to the source, that being it, and care.
<P>And from the Heavens them selves came THE HERO, long black jacket, hip-hop music in the background, Walking in Slow-Mo, For he was here to fulfill his Holy mission, for this mission was holy, and the only thigh holy about it was the mission, and it was:
<P>(I just really read the first and the last post, this might be a rerun) was found carved into stone at that exact moment.  Regardless the mission was:
<P>To prove that more people in the world like cup cakes with pink icing than with green icing. To do this he commissioned a worldwide survey of those countries which commonly ate cup cakes. After three months he tabulated the results and discovered that his hypothesis was, in fact, correct. People like pink icing on their cup cakes more than green icing on a scale of 4:1. This done he began to get bored. So he went and found another, less holy, mission.
<P>TO FIND AND PLAY THE LOST LEVELS OF DX!!!!
<P>yes, he drew his sword.
<P>he called a cab.
<P>but since OUR HERO did not know where to begin, he went and asked people at random, starting with the taxi-driver.
<P>the mystical taxi driver said:
<P>"Lo, thou shalt start at a large department store. And Lo, it shall be good there. And Lo, thou shalt go to a computer gaming store and Lo thou shalt find it there"
<P>The Hero said:
<P>"Lo, have any advice?"
<P>And the Taxi driver replied:
<P>"Lo, thou shalt go not to Harvey Norman for there thou shalt find boxes with no sound tracks. And Lo it makes Alginon angry, for Lo he Lo bought Lo his Lo Copy there and Lo Lo Lo his did not have a sound track Lo."
<P>And so, 
<P>Our hero and Lou set forth to start at a department store, and go to the software store.  It was to be a long journey, over the tops of mount "isnotreallylargejustasmallhill" and though the mines of raven rock. It was when they almost gave up all hope when suddenly Altair appeared and suddenly fell off a cliff, which had suddenly appeared. This shocked them, witnessing the death of such a great hero of folklore, but then spurred them into action and their great strides soon brought them to the largest department store ever made.
<P>(This is a primitive attempt to force you to go back and read the previous story to find out who Altair is)
<P>They read this in the skies.
<P>Lou felt like he should follow this guide for it was surely a quest from the heavens.
<P>Our Hero however felt nothing for this and went to the department store, the greatest of all the dwarven mines.  The fellowship had been split into two, one on a mission to do something, the other something else, and the third to destroy the ONE ring.
<P>Lou walked straight into the dragon's layer and was roasted to a crisp. He had nothing more to do with the story. But our hero found the biggest gaming store in the whole entire world. In he searched and searched for Deus Ex... but it was nowhere. After hours of searching our hero was almost worn out, he felt helpless and fatigue was threatening to take over his body. When finally he found   IT  . And that was good.
<P>With one Strike of the sword, the package was open!
<P>he put the disk into his computer................
<P>Now our hero realized he HAD NO computer, only Lou had, and he was dead.  It seemed like now all was lost, Our hero would probably never play the lost levels Deus Ex.  But this was not a problem. Our hero went to Lou's house and took his computer away. He then installed Deus Ex and began to rant a scream and pull his hair out. Somebody had scratched the cd, the game didn't work.
<P>Rage began to build inside our hero, the loss of the ONE disk and ,to a minor extension, the dead of Lou and the fact that he had no name where to much for one hero to take.
<P>He snapped
<P>At this point our story takes a dark turn, Our hero became 
<P>-cue music-
<P>Evil...
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<P>And the world ended... again. This was such a regular occurrence that nobody even noticed this time. They just went on existing and doing what they normally did, albeit without anything to do them with. This continued for some days (or at least the equivalent of some days in a timeless universe) until somebody noticed and told some other people so everybody got a shovel, a hand-full of dirt, and in no time there was a world again.
<P>Now they felt that they had to go to war with the loolses, a race of ten inches long, furry, adorable space aliens.  Some Texan said they were making weapons of mass-destruction.  Which they weren't. But they went to war anyway and completely kicked the loolses' ass. And even though they didn't find any weapons of mass destruction their propaganda machine convinced everybody that that was not the reason they went to war anyway (even though that was practically the only reason they ever brought up before the war) and instead convinced everybody that 
<P>And so the human race became the dominant lifeform in the entire galaxy, but a massive invasion from the Klopaa-dimension caught them off-guard. now only few humans remained. they where slaves to the Klopaas.  Despite the fact that the Klopaa people opposed slavery and had abolished it eons ago, before the first 'deconstruction of the universe' as they called it. Now with their non-slave/slave humans they began to search for the lost levels of DX!
<P>But they had to have a copy first.  A very clever man gave it to them.  The last that was heard of the Klopaa was that they where wasting time on some sort of forum.  Before they found a copy the found an Internet, and saw that it was good. On thios thing they found information, and they began to worship Ada, even though they knew little more than the name.
<P>Soon they had forgot totally about looking for DX and were worshipping Ada (the first entity ever worshipped by them) all the time, except when....
<P>They realized that to learn more about Ada they would have to find out about the moon mission in DX. 
<P>So they kept on pestering Chris Todd until he finally gave in and wrote some long impressive e mails to shut them up. This made the Klopaa very happy and they went and told all the other beings in the universe.  Until they realized that the only thing Todd knew was an almost irrelevant bit of trivia on the White House mission, which didn't help them with Ada.  Unfortunately they still went around telling everyone.
<P>Eventually Ada heard them talking about it to everyone. He was distinctly unimpressed. He already knew everything there ever was to ever know ever about the white house missions ever and thought the Klopaas' unknowledge was laughable. He appeared before them and spoke thusly:
<P>"stfu foos j00 all know nothing. 1 pwn j00 noobs"
<P>They did not like this, so they claimed the was hiding weapons of mass destruction. The human race quickly took care of her.  But now there was a void in their believes, so they started worshipping carrots.
<P>The carrots became afraid as they realized that there was gender confusion regarding Ada, and thought that there must be two. As the female one died the commanded the Klopaas to kill the male Ada, this was made difficult by the fact that no one knew what was going on.  And so the world went bye-bye. This to great pleasure of ADA (f/m)* because all of his/her problems where solved. so he/she got really drunk in the bar. But he/she got arrested for trying to solicit sex from a minor.
<P>Ray came, fulfilled his purpose, and then left. (Dont ask.)