<P><B><JC>Trogdor
<P>A quick shot at life, death, life, and hamburgers
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<P>And it was decided that it would revolve around... 
<P>Roger the Shruber.
<P>But the name was protected by copyright. (Damn)
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<P>Instead they decided it would now revolve around god. Unfortunately they didn't know which god, both Ada and Eris had before appeared but Ada was dead and Eris never stuck around for long.  There was a new council on which god they would choose and they chose.....TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But little did they know of Trogdor's evil side and his lust for burninating, and they found out the hard way because one day the samurai was back! And he was out for revenge. 
<P>He had met Trogdor in one of his adventures, and Trogdor had burninated his eyes out. So now he was blind and unable to see the Liches. However he used his sense of touch and taste, his immaculate hearing and his ability to detect the slightest movement of air currents to maneuver himself around. He proceeded to grand lay smack down to all the Liches, before leaving. Then Trogdor himself arrived and burninated everyone to death.
<P>They were promptly resurrected but it was remembered from so many worlds and ages ago, back in the days of LP, that it had been discovered that "dying as a Lich is not a good thing, even if you are resurrected."
<P>With this most recent death the deaths took their toll, and now the world was slowly and irreversibly turning into a nightmare of insane Liches. Some ran outside screaming not the air. Others tried to make animal shapes out of flour. The worst just sat and stared at the grass growing. Slowly these three groups grew apart from each other until; they were three totally separate societies living in the same space.
<P>Then, Trogdor, God of Burnination, took pity on the Lich Elves, and made them un-insane again. In return, they all swore loyalty to Trogdor forever, and he became their wise and powerful ruler. After conquering a nearby enemy clan, Trogdor died. This was only the third time a god was known to have died. They were in chaos again. And without him they were again going insane (damn.)
<P>The insane Lich Elves then proceeded to capture cows and sacrifice them ceremonially in an attempt to revive their god. One of these cows was named Bessy. Bessy awaited her fate in a cage of cow bones shaking with fear and muttering, until she spat out fire, burn(inat)ing one of the Lich Elves. They marveled at the power of the cow, and decided instead of sacrificing her, they would attempt to put the spirit of Trogdor into her mortal vessel. Needless to say, it worked, and Trogdor was revived, albeit in cow form.
<P>Which was unfortunate, for him, and good for us because that was some good hamburger. In fact a business was started reproducing the taste of the twice-dead god. 
<P>It was called. "The cow that was then embodied with the spirit of the almighty all powerful all seeing mighty TROGDOR who burninated everything in his path has now been roasted on a grill and with tangy sauce lettuce mayonnaise and slices of tomato is now being served to the population of the world of the Liches inside two halves of a flame grilled kaiser bun which costs much more than it is worth and is really bad for you but we're going to sell it to you because you are all mindless consuming sheep with no conscience anymore after being subdued by our advertising and peer-pressure to eat our absolutely disgusting rubbish which we call food hut. A bit of a mouth full (pardon the pun) but the owners felt that it summed up the essence of what the fast food chain stood for.
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<P>Upon eating Trogdor, in cow form, the Lich Elves all lost their insanity problem. They were also imbued with a fraction of Trogdor's power, so they decided to go on a god-hunting quest to get more power. Their first target was Hermes, who was hiding under the Pseudonym Mercury. Hermes was doing his bit for the world, helping out merchants, thieves, liars, game show contestants, hustlers, con men, travelers, computer game players, and all others who lived by their wits. He was also helping out people get to the underworld where they belonged rather than say walking around the food court.
<P>But he helped a very important person one-day and that person was, Samurai. Hermes being old friends with Samurai started chatting but then Hermes asked, "How on Earth did you die, Samurai? Hmmm, with lyrics like those that could be a song."
<P>So Samurai and Hermes made a song and it went like this
<P>I died OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah.  It was good.  ooooooooo yeah.
<P>(Hermes comes in) How on Earth did you die....Samurai yes I said how, did you die. (Repeat)
<P>I got burnt, and it hurt. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah.
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<P>It was at this point that Hermes banished the samurai from the universe because he insisted on singing the way he was even though he couldn't.
