<P><B><JC>Repetition
<P>He put his sunglasses on, the world needed him, he put his sunglasses on
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<P>So it was that they all relaxed for a bit. In due time Elis and Eris resurrected Ryan, and Elis gave him a candy bar, a really good one, which he was able to enjoy.  All of the world basked in the glow of a happy moment. They knew that the world would probably end soon, or some such, so they the savored it. It was a great moment and everyone loved every piscosecond of it.  All two of them.
<P>The world ended three times in rapid succession. Then it was finally the saviors time to shine, or at the very least he lived up to the name savior. The story was incredible and is as follows: 
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<P>Eris and Elis both missed Ryan so they decided to do god stuff and bring him back from the oblivionated. So they did.  This was the second time they had done this in the past few hours. The thrice-ended world that had just been belched back into existence was in need of him.  It needed saving. It needed saving from a dreadful curse that made thing happen again, even though they had already happened. It was quite confusing. Ryan was the savior for the job.
<P>In fact Ryan was the only savior in the long history of the worlds.  Yes, he walked into the world with stuff happening over and over again. He walked into the world with stuff happening over and over again. He put on his tinted green sunglasses, and stepped into the day, it was the second dawn, and soon there would be a third one. Stuff was repeating in an annoying way.
<P>He put on his tinted green sunglasses and walked into a world in which stuff was happening. "This isn't right" he thought. "I'm going to save this world, I'm going to save this world, I'm going to save this world". But first he had to get supplies from the super market, this was going to be a tiring journey, considering he might have to do it 5 or 6 times.
<P>He only had to do it 5 1/2 times which left him halfway to the supermarket stocked up with supplies.
<P>Here he bought 6 rolls of unscented toilet paper, half a dozen free-range eggs, 7 peaches in one of those bags that you can't open because the plastic stuff sticks together, some 2-minute noodles and half a dozen free-range eggs. He didn't know why he needed this stuff, his savior powers were telling him it was necessary. And he put faith in his savior powers that they would know what to do when the time came, because damned if he knew what he was going to do. 
<P>Around this time a god showed up, and all was made clear. (Thats not true, but in retrospect stuff starts to get clear with the showing up of the god.) At this time the same god showed up again. The saving of the world started with Ryan saying, "Call me Jack," and taking off his sunglasses. He then hit the god with 2-minute noodles, took off his sunglasses and said "Call me Jack." He took of his sunglasses and the god appeared.
<P>The god was then hit by the two-minute noodles 3 more times until Ryan stopped the eggs. He cried "Call me Jack" and a god appeared. His savior powers told him that he had to do something with the eggs. He picked them up and hefted them in his hands.
<P>He smashed the eggs into little bits, ripped a hole in the bag that contained the peaches, cooked the noodles that he had smacked the god with. Made a fire with the toilet papers to cook the noodles, broke the eggs, cooked the noodles, ripped a hole in the side of the bag the peaches were in, stuck the noodles into it, broke the eggs, made a fire out of the toilet paper, and cooked the noodles.
<P>Because the order was so screwed up he was left with cooked yet unbroken eggnoodlepeaches in a bag you cant open because the plastic sticks together.  Now he was ready to save stuff. The god appeared.
<P>He decided to learn the god's name. For this purpose he went on a quest. He put on his sunglasses. He started by going to that place, two feet to the left, where so long ago he had had tea with the march hatter and the mad hare. He went on a quest. There was nothing there but he was nostalgic and such. He then started of to ask either Eris or Elis what they knew. He put on his sunglasses. The trek took him over the big ugly mountains, he started by going to the place where he had had tea with the march hatter and the mad hare.
<P>After several repetitions in various orders he got to Eris, Elis was on her day off.  Eris was able to tell him however that it was easy to save the world. She took him aside and explained how to do it.  He felt much more confident now. He put on his sunglasses. He immediately set off back to the super market to where the god was. When he got there, the god appeared. He put on his sunglasses.
<P>He opened and drank Coca-Cola out of an original glass bottle (you know one of the green ones) and took comfort in the fact that he would get to keep on drinking it until the world was saved. He got the info from Eris, opened the bottle and took a drink, put on his sunglasses, the god appeared and he was ready to save the world. But first he opened the bottle, put on his sunglasses, and took a drink.
<P>He then put on his sunglasses and prepared to save the world. he did something very small with something he had in his pocket. And the world was saved! Just like that. Wow! That was fast. Nobody was expecting it to be that fast. That was absolutely amazing. It was so fast most people were still bringing chairs to watch it in. They had expected it to go on for possible hours. An hour and a half at the least. There were lots of disappointed people out there.