<P><B><JC>Another Holy War
<P>Nyx, Eris, Enyo, The Incarnate, Zeus, and some characters who no one knows a damn thing about
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<P>Eris and Elis walking in taking Nyx with them because Eris wanted to show her mom Ryan. Elis was also proud of Ryan as she had grown a respect and affection for the kid (all mortals are kids to gods.) This was not the Boyfriend-Girlfriend kind of affection, she just liked him.
<P>Unfortunately nameless decided to attack Nyx, as she was the ultimate weapon. Obviously Nyx won, she was pissed when people risked causing pain to any of her children but when it was her eldest daughter and her (her eldest daughter's) girlfriend that was horrible. Young lovers should be allowed to enjoy each other. (Nyx was as old as the universe, everyone was young.)
<P>They were easily defeated, but a new holy war started. Eosphorus, the morning and evening star (the planet Venus called Lucifer in Latin), Fought against them. They had no chance of loosing or of being harmed, but Eosphorus was a child of Nyx, and she wanted to bring him back to the good path.
<P>As the holy war raged on, nobody noticed the string of demigods and minor deities that every so often were inexplicably killed. That was, until, in the heat of a battle in the holy war, an old prophet shouted "The Incarnate is returned! Fools, all of you!" seconds before being blown up by a large fireball. Nyx was very disturbed by this news, but nevertheless, she decided to ignore it. She ignored it right up to the point when the Incarnate killed everyone, including her.
<P>just kidding. 
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<P>In fact she acted on it, but allowed the narrator to confuse The Incarnate by saying she ignored it. This was the time for her new plan to be used, and maybe even be explained.
<P>Her new plan was to destroy the phone. The phone should not have been rebuilt. She was also going to have to do something about The Incarnate or else start the world over again (though it was easy to repeatedly bring back billions of people it was almost impossible to bring back a few hundred gods/demigods without destroying the world first.)
<P>So off she went to destroy the phone.
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<P>Meanwhile Ryan was mucking about in the water having a good time, he and Lo were the only people not of nameless who could freely change between dolphin and person. Elis was there with him, she had turned into a dolphin as gods had been known to do.
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<P>Eris was making sure nothing happened to Elis and Ryan while at once making little (but some) headway in turning Eosphorus to the ways of good, or at least the ways of not evil, and trying to get Enyo (war herself) to start ravaging The Incarnates side, and slapping around Ares, god of her, into joining them rather than hiding (wimp).
<P>It was all proving to be rather difficult. Infinitely more difficult that she had imagined when she began. It was mainly because nobody would listen to her. Earlier she had been quite important as most people only knew about a small number of gods at that point. But as time progressed (through several worlds) and more and more gods were known to be people had begun to ignore her. She decided to put this right
<P>She brought out of the mists of chaos the strangest people you could think of, they were wacky, they were fun, some of them used recreational drugs, and they were the bright shining light of the religious world.  (At the moment they were the only light of the religious world as there were only three human groups on earth, one wasnt human, one wasnt human half the time, and the other one had really not touched on religion yet.)
<P>They were Discodians, and through them she would shape the world (into a very fun place.) She also had to get the gods in line and deal with this The Incarnate guy.
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<P>Meanwhile, Zeus was still very horny. Enyo smacked Zeus around until he was not only not horny, but not conscious.
<P>Nyu decided to head to Chiyo's mansion, where she could persuade Chiyo to aid her in her needs. Since she became some kind of overlord after the assassination of Nin and the takeover of the Sockerutsu Movement she made a few dozens of pages ago, she got plenty of power and enough money to buy like 5 or 6 Swedens. Strangely, as Nyu approached the gargantuan mansion, dozens and dozens of black limousines headed to Chiyo's chateau.
<P>People were not sure who Nyu was to they ignored this turn of events, also Sweden was destroyed at least 20 or thirty worlds ago, if it ever existed at all.
<P>Zeus woke up with some less than savory thoughts on his mind, then he whacked Kunio's head for confusing Nyu with a mortal person.  Suddenly Lowtax, after getting many praises considering him as God, slammed open the door of the Pantheon open and shot Zeus's head with his machine-gun. Zeus died as Lowtax screamed "I WON'T LET NO F**KING FURRY RUN THE UNIVERSE, BY ANY MEANS"
<P>People still didn't know who Nyu was, and the continued to ignore this chain of events as they also didn't know who Lowtax was.
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<P>Now Eris was starting to get the gods in line, Zeus was dead, Hera was off to the left, still afraid of Nyx and via her Eris, Eros was using love to get people in line, Enyo was able to be calmed, and Artemis was off having an affair with the second oldest god in existence (He had wings too.) Turned out Artemis' whole virgin thing was just waiting for him to come back.
<P>Stuff was good, life was fun, and soon The Incarnate would be gone as a result of some behind the scenes action.  Life was good.  And Ryan put on his tinted green sunglasses. Life was so good though that Ryan did this because he wanted to, not because of some strange force messing up the universe again. He put on his green ones because he had been told that in this new world, green was best for filtering out harmful UV rays.
<P>It was by the act of Ryan putting on his green sunglasses out of desire rather than necessity that The Incarnate was destroyed. Ryan was never told that, they didn't want to spoil his enjoyment. Ryan should have some time when he didn't have to worry about the whole world. To this end he dove into the water, changed into a dolphin, and, with the sunglasses still on, mucked about having a good time.
