<P><B><DC=57,188,255>Planet Deus Ex
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<P><B>Phasmatis Interview.
<P><DC=128,128,128>Saturday, May 01, 2010, 11:00 am - Grammatolatry, Kee715 & JC_Helios.
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<P>Grammatolatry: Hi phasmatis. Why are you blind in one eye?
<P>Phas: I had an accident with my pointy stick of injustice... It's not something I like to remember.
<P>Grammatolatry: Fo' Sho'? What happened to the stick?
<P>Phas: Fo' Sho, I keep the pointy stick of injustice with me at all times to remind me of said accident.
<P>Kee715: Why is it the Pointy Stick of Injustice?
<P>Phas: I don't think I deserves a missing eye, so would a Pointy Stick of Justice poke my eye out?
<P>Kee715: Well, true, but why would you have a pointy stick of injustice in the first place? 
<P>Phas: Originally it was just a pointy stick.
<P>JC_Helios: Why did you own a pointy stick? Was it from your grime fighting days?
<P>Phas: Well you see, I like to poke things and what's better for poking than a pointy stick?
<P>Kee715: A rocket-propelled pointy stick?
<P>Phas: I think that would lead to impaling more than poking.
<P>Grammatolatry: So wait, what...the pointy stick wasn't innuendo after all?
<P>Phas: i don't make innuendos about my big pointy stick.