<P>STOP STEALING MY MILK, GODDAMMIT! I'm paying for it, I need it for my coffee, so leave it be! Without milk in my coffee, how the heck would I fuel my artistic mojo!? No caf latte, no inspiration, it's as simple as that.
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<P>So hands off!
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<P>- Alex
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<P>PS. You guys are all a bunch of bums!