<P>As you may have read in this morning's issue of the PDX newspaper our moderator, Deus Diablo, has been abducted. It is still unknown to the administration who is behind this contemptible crime against the law enforcement system of our city, but all resources have been directed towards ensuring the stability of our community. An outside specialist has been called in to lead the investigation, and we will update you on his progress as he comes closer to apprehending the perpetrators.
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<P>You are asked to help Trestkon in any way you can, tell him everything you know and otherwise do anything he asks of you. Any attempt to stop the investigation will be punished!
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<P>Thank you for your cooperation.