<P>The ongoing conflict between the Llama and Goat cults escalated to new heights today, when one group from each cult were at each others throats at local supermarket Leet Lion. According to witnesses, a Llama worshipper was purchasing milk at the supermarket and unknowingly bought a carton of Melk(TM) produced by the Goat cult and planted in the store with the purpose of poisoning some of the shops frequent Llama customers. The mythical Melk(TM) which is so precious to the Goat cult seems to be imbued with the ability to poison any "infidel" who drinks it. The Llama worshipper went to the local medical clinic with severe food poisoning. In retaliation, a group of Llama worshippers ambushed a smaller group of Goats who were planting more Melk(TM) in the store.
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<P>After an exchange of harsh words, and a few tears, the group drew their weapons and began hurling them at eachother. A force of firewalls immediately arrived on scene and the two groups dispersed. The city administration has since received letters from both cults saying that they were not sorry about what they did, and ranting on about how their opposing cults 'suxx0rz' and how their own cult is the 'l33test' of the city. This was yet another random act of violence - not to say ignorance - displayed by both clans. The administration wishes to appeal strongly to both sides of the conflict to put a stop to this before too many lives, as well as brain cells, are lost.
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<P>No one was hurt in today's fight between the cults, but there was a severe loss in watermelon, which was in front of the store because of a sale.