<P>Yardbomb, proprietor of the Yardbomb's Voodoo Shop located in the Slum sector of Forum City, was found murdered earlier today. Investigators believe that he may have been killed during a failed robbery attempt, however they are not ruling out supernatural accidents caused by Mr. Yardbomb's unique collection of occult artifacts.
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<P>Any individuals with knowledge as to the events surrounding Mr. Yardbomb's death are encouraged to contact their local firewall.