<P>Chris the Cynic, proprietor of the Fan Fiction Shop located in downtown Forum City, was found murdered earlier today. Investigators believe that he may have been killed during a robbery attempt, however Mr. Cynic was known to have strong opinions and authorities are not ruling out the possibility that his death was due to an argument with an over-excited fan who became violently enraged during a conversation.
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<P>Any individuals with knowledge as to the events surrounding Mr. Cynic's death are encouraged to contact their local firewall.