<P>Abomination, guardian of the Llama Temple located in downtown Forum City, was found dead earlier today. Investigators believe that he is the latest casualty of the ongoing conflict between the Goats and the Llamas. However, Mr. Abomination was known to have many enemies as a result of his zealous defense of the temple grounds and authorities are not ruling out the possibility that his death was a revenge killing.
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<P>Although there are strong opinions held by many regarding the Goat/Llama feud, and the appropriateness of Mr. Abomination's prior actions in defense of the Llama temple, PDX reminds all citizens of Forum City of their obligation to report any knowledge as to the events surrounding Mr. Abomination's death to their local firewall.