<P>Beefman, chief priest of the Llama Temple located in downtown Forum City, was pronounced dead earlier today. Investigators believe that he is the latest casualty of the ongoing conflict between the Goats and the Llamas.
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<P>Although there are strong opinions held by many regarding the Goat/Llama feud, PDX reminds all citizens of Forum City of their obligation to report any knowledge as to the events surrounding Mr. Beefman's death to their local firewall.