<P>Phasmatis: I decided not to go with the bitchslap.
<P>Trestkon: Sorry, I was baking a cake.
<P>Trestkon: I really don't know why the DX fog sucks so much.
<P>Trestkon: The time has come to talk of many things, of mission scripts and cabbages and kings.
<P>Jonas: The more I write, the more I love myself.
<P>Hao Niu-rou: They'd think I'm a terrorist, at which point, since I'm living in Canada, they'd give me welfare or something.
<P>Jonas: I wish our mappers were all unemployed and had nothing better to do than map all day.
<P>Trestkon: Yes, I'm the worst leader ever.
<P>That Guy: Congratulations Jason you're President of Earth. Speak to your people. Try not to say anything stupid like cardboard = teh sexah.
<P>Metche: ...adding people to MSN is like collecting loyalty card points at sainsburys.
<P>Beeblequix: Proposal: we scrap all the rest of our maps and just use this one for all of TNM.
<P>ZeroPresence: ...like "if you turn that corner, a scientist is gonna knock you out then put your head on a chicken" kind of evil...
<P>Metche: I brandish a GEP gun that I keep in my garter - should ever the need arise.
<P>OiNutter: I deny myself food and hygiene for TNM.
<P>Iki: "TNM: Beats you, kicks you when you're down, and sleeps with your sister."
<P>OiNutter: If croutons aren't pleasurable I don't know what is.
<P>Phasmatis: Double post! I curse thee forums! For thou art crap!
<P>ZeroPresence: The editor was like "ugh... it's ugh... it's ugh with... with a side of ugh!"
<P>Trestkon: Hacking a mod member's account and demanding files is like kicking over someone's game of monopoly and demanding all the money.
<P>Metche: I don't flash for fun. Erm, Flash program that is.
<P>Kevo-sama: Yes, I know a few of the buildings are floating currently, but that's because the ground has yet to reach them.
<P>Trestkon: It's like I'm a feeble old guy and Jonas is my trusty helper monkey.
<P>Steve Tack: I'm still looking for the "build map with no BSP errors" checkbox :)
<P>That Guy: But naked old people really piss me off.
<P>Trestkon: When I'm an engineer I'll build a bridge and name it "Jonas Sucks".
<P>OiNutter: I would rather kill myself than store data in txt files.
<P>Phasmatis: Well yes, rejection makes you stronger... or bitter.
<P>ZeroPresence: WTF is jet setting? Do you set jets on the floor, then laugh as they rocket in random directions?
<P>That Guy: Note that I have no idea what hard coded means, but damn if it doesn't sound cool.
<P>Trestkon: After dozens and dozens of recompiles and code changes I am now insane.
<P>That Guy: Well it seems that if adding a cube to a map causes BSP errors, then adding a prefab that big is likely to cause seizures.
<P>That Guy: Jeez Phas, you're from England. You guys invented the language. Work it out.
<P>ZeroPresence: Wait, did I send you pr0n named DXMP_Map by accident?
<P>LeoBad: I'm the physical expression of the word exhausted.
<P>That Guy: I had a bad crotch clawing experience when I was a child.
<P>Trestkon: For some reason I'm in love with this brick wall. It's like "Booya! I'm a big-ass brick wall" and I'm like "yesir."
<P>Trestkon: It all comes down to the 8-ball on my desk. He's the real power behind this mod.
<P>Trestkon: First rule of TNM - Nobody can have the same MSN font colour!
<P>That Guy: It would be like if I was experimenting with a new piece of code which was supposed to make enemies crouch but instead formatted my C drive.
<P>Phasmatis: Oh yes I agree, I won't take all the credit... just most of it :P
<P>Jim: How is "Trestkon" pronounced anyway? Friggin weirdo had to give himself the weirdest damn name ever.
<P>Jim: My head is being scratched. By my hand, in curiosity.
<P>That Guy: I'm going to save up all my big ass spiders just in case you do come.
<P>Jonas: I googled "spider" in the image search engine, which as it turns out was a really bad idea for somebody with extreme arachnophobia.
<P>That Guy: The AI is what us coders like to call "shit".
<P>That Guy: Real life may have awesome graphics but the quests sure are monotonous.
<P>That Guy: When I say hang on it's best that you continue talking to me so I don't forget you're there.
<P>Phasmatis: I would also like to point out that one... yes just one! Of the combine guards have more polies than the ATC map.
<P>Jonas: Wish I could pay people for their work on TNM so I could cut their salary when they slack.
<P>Pointman: There's a place in Hell with your bindname, you know that, Jonas?
<P>OiNutter: Actually Jonas doesn't even know what TNM is. He has people who know that for him.
<P>Jonas: By the way, if UEd had been programmed by competent people, TNM would've been done half a year ago.
<P>Dr. Dumb Lunatic: "It sort of goes Log: Ur gay Log: Ur gay etc for about five pages. Is this bad?"
<P>Trestkon: So there's this drunk guy lying on the floor in PartyZone... and he randomly catches fire... what's up with that?
<P>ZeroPresence: "ZeroPresence, you suck. You should just submit a 256x256x256 box and say you're done because you're a n00b."
<P>Dr. Dumb Lunatic: It's a bit crap, but I try to hide that by making it flash and spark and change its scaleglow a lot.
<P>Vavrek: I haven't actually done anything regarding my lines. I'm sorry. I'll get to it sometime, I swear. FUCK! ASS! See?
<P>Jonas: I spent a lot of time cleaning up the mess Pointy had left in the voice acting department, but now Gelo's on it and he has a fucking spreadsheet, can't compete with that.
<P>Jonas: Don't hesitate to temporarily block me when I begin to bore you, it's the only way to shut me up this time of night.
<P>Trestkon: Thank you Mr. Advertiser. Please take my ban as a token of our appreciation.
<P>Dr. Dumb Lunatic: You found: sword of Voice Acting +5!
<P>Trestkon: If I knew what that meant, would I scream in terror? Or just yelp in mild agitation?
<P>Smoke39: The map resists pathing. I say let the AI find its OWN damn way around. D:<
<P>That Guy: That's going to be difficult. I'll get right on it :D
<P>Jonas: Meh, when you have a girlfriend, all her hints pretty much mean "it's been a while since you bought me flowers..."
<P>Jonas: Sometimes I look at our progress bars and I think "somebody please just blow up my PC".
<P>ZeroPresence: I had a crazy russian chasing me with a boomstick.
<P>ZeroPresence: I just walked up with my sword and started cutting down weeds and my sword got bloody and I felt like a man!
<P>Metche: Serves me right for being female!
<P>Trestkon: They deleted us because they claimed our entry was just for publicity... which it really was, but it still annoyed us.
<P>ZeroPresence: To the map cave! Where I will map... a cave!
<P>Jonas: It's not a BSP error though, it's just wonkyness with the way water works (check out that alliteration).
<P>Ryan: After you've read it, I want you to type, "I have read Trestkon's post and have given just short of a crap."
<P>That Guy: Are either of you likely to catch fire?
<P>Jonas: Just call it "Limited Edition" and sell it with the slogan "Get yours before Eidos shuts us down!"
<P>Dr. Dumb Lunatic: JC's facial hair killed my entire family. Just so you know.
<P>Jonas: This is a great rack!
<P>Jonas: The briefing for the OSC mission should now no longer make most players fall asleep.
<P>justanotherfan: And I vote that James T gets banned for posting poetry. Completely uncalled for.
<P>Gelo: Pointman should be in your inbox.
<P>Jonas: And it is the last fucking time I'm ever wearing mascara.
<P>Jonas: *Puts another notch on the "How many drinks do I owe OiNutter" list*
<P>NVShacker: "Whenever I'm feeling poisoned I just pull out my Marlboros."
<P>NVShacker: I see my spelling is bearing the brunt of the offensive brought on by my sleep deprivation.
<P>Trestkon: If you need my opinion on something, just roll a dice. Higher numbers indicate higher levels of agreement with your opinion :P
<P>OiNutter: Anyone with moderator access and Linux utilities could have done it as long as they had a name like OiNutter and were standing exactly where I was standing.
<P>Jonas: But I'm a professional! I have a whole year's experience in putting you on hold if you call.
<P>Trestkon: We have a lot of maps. We're crazy awesome.
<P>ZeroPresence: "Moving in to pet kitten, over." "10-4 covering your six."
<P>Dr. Dumb Lunatic: I haven't got a clue how to design or make an internal combustion engine, but if someone designed one that ran by burning kittens, I'd be perfectly entitled to criticise it.
<P>Trestkon: There's no way to have an open community if you restrict members to only posting about sunshine and lollipops.
<P>Trestkon: I also make an effort to forget all my calculus to make room for tv show quotes.
<P>Trestkon: I'm coding the TNM uninstaller saved games funtionality, and I accidently programmed it to remove my DX save directory :P
<P>Jonas: What would be cool is if one computer had Burden of 80 Proof on it as an adventure game, and in Burden of 80 Proof, where you have to playtest that store owner's game, the game is instead TNM O_O
<P>Dr. Dumb Lunatic: There's a smiley for this: it's O_o
<P>Trestkon: I've been hanging voice actors upside down by their ankles and shaking until recordings fall out of their pockets.
<P>NVShacker: I wish I hadn't struck such a poor balance of esoteric knowledge (like programming) and common sense (like realizing TNMDeco4Trest.rar probably isn't for me).
<P>Trestkon: All TNM content feeds directly into my brain.
<P>Trestkon: I'm like the good cop, Jonas is the bad cop :P
<P>Chris the Cynic: You forget that there is a middle ground between agree and disagree called, "indifferent." Again, this is easier if you're tired (or very young, or the President of the United States).
<P>NVShacker: We need the modding equivalent of interns so I can send these Rush Hour puzzles to some hapless soul and tell him or her (at least I'm politically correct!) "have fun".
<P>NVShacker: I just saw a friend online who owes me big for doing his compsci coursework a few times, my kindness is now rewarded by the removal of the tedious puzzle conversion task.
<P>DDL: Yeah, well my mod is gonna pwn you all. It'll be just like the original, only it'll also come with blackjack, and hookers... in fact, forget the mod.
<P>NVShacker: This begs the question, could Jesus code a map editor so buggy he himself could not map in it?
<P>NVShacker: Unless of course someone other than me did something POTW worthy (having consulted my ego, we find this unlikely).
<P>Gelo: Before you go, let's talk trash about Jonas... oh wait, he's still here.
<P>ZeroPresence: TNM is working on about two years of forgetting its release date.
<P>NVShacker: Downtown is going to be littered with people with screwdriver stab wounds in their necks before I'm done.
<P>NVShacker: Throwing foons are some day-ruining shit on Realistic.
<P>Gelo: I should really try to work more like a cat... sleep 16 hours, stretch, lick my butt and then have my loved ones pet and feed me.
<P>Jonas: Nonlethal weaponry can be surprisingly lethal in combination with a gun.
<P>Aemer: Is your player sophisticated and literarily interested? Or is he the world's greatest "My Name is Earl"-fan?
<P>OiNutter: I told Trestkon his username should be Larious... because whenever someone said hi to him it would be hilarious.
<P>NVShacker: A good chunk of my profanities go towards engine code I don't have access to.
<P>Smike: My god, it is like talking to plastic wrap. No, really, I've done that. This is the conversation I had.
<P>NVShacker: Perhaps we should change our name to A Mod That is Better Than Zodiac Albeit Completely Unrelated and Not Strictly Comparable and We Recommend You Play Both.
<P>NVShacker: RICEBAGS OF INEXPLICABLE UNCONSCIOUSNESS +3.
<P>NVShacker: TNM - its voice acting is 26,500% better than Oblivion's!
<P>NVShacker: I am not getting in a car with path finding designed by Unreal Engine people, I'll tell you that right now.
<P>That Guy: Hopefully if I stand still, I wont break anything.
<P>Jonas: TNM runs on two engines: UT1.5 and GUILT!
<P>That Guy: Time has not been kind to the width/height ratio of John Travolta's face...
<P>Chris the Cynic: Word complains when you use the passive voice. This is a problem as ass is kicked by the passive voice.
<P>EER: In fact, if TNM is not released by the end of the month I will have forgotten I participate in it at all.
<P>NVShacker: Give him 10 CCs of nagging, stat.
<P>Jonas: Note for posterity: Do NOT rebuild code packages while installing Visual Studio.
<P>Trestkon: Watching the SVN download lines is like watching an ATM spit out free money, or Skittles fall from the sky.
<P>NVShacker: I have a cat headrest. It's purring and possibly homicidal.
<P>Henry: For "over the top", read: Louder.