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<P><JC>Editorial</JC>
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<P>This is almost inexplicable.
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<P>Notice the word inexplicable.
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<P>I was recently watching TV and saw this guy who said that he has come in contact with aliens. Does he really expect this to be SO easy?
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<P>The guy was in the forest cutting a tree when he sees two red dots in the sky - the dots come closer and he sees that they are UFOs, saucer type even. One goes away, another lands. He waits for a long time, nothing happens, so he goes up to the ship and touches it. The surface was red-hot and his hands got burnt. Some kind of exhaust that was on the ship shoots hot gas at him and his shirt burns up. He throws off his shirt and contacts people on his cell phone. When some people finally arrive, he just wanders around in circles. Apparently he's forgotten where he found the ship. And he comes on TV, shows the burns he received and says, "Contact has finally been made."
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<P>First of all - I don't believe the guy, I mean, we're the pros on this business, WE should be the ones who talk with aliens FIRST, not some yahoo woodcutter who likes to yell 'timber!' and export wood to Canada or some other place. I'm telling you, dear reader, that after twenty years attempting to contact E.T., this sickens me. It should have been ME, not that guy! ME!
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<P>Larry