<P><DC=160,160,160><JC>THE PULSE
<P><DC=160,160,160><JC>::UNDERGROUND::
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<P><DC=255,220,60><JC>===TuRbO SYNTHESIZATION===
<P><DC=255,128,0><JC>EVEN BETTER THAN THE BEST ZYME YOU'VE EVER HAD!
<P><JC>By undernet://KamikazeKowKult000/kemist/
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<P>WARNING: Follow these instructions EXACTLY. Modifications will ruin the mix. Basic chemical knowledge is required. Careful measurements are important to ensure proper chemistry, use a laboratory-grade scale, and keep accuracy within 0.1% for best results.
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<P>1. Begin by taking several bottles of Atinex Pain-Out medication (available at a fuel station or drugstore) and grinding the tablets into a fine powder. Measure out 251.00 grams of powder. 
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<P>2. Pour 0.500 liters of ethyl alcohol into a beaker. Next, slowly add the powdered pain-out into the alcohol, mixing as it is being poured. Continue mixing after it has been added. Use of a magnetic mixer is strongly recommended. The mix will release some gas, DO NOT BREATHE THIS STUFF IN. After about fifteen minutes of mixing, the mixture will stop giving off gas.
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<P>3. Prepare a filter, and pour the slurry from the beaker into it, filtering out the solid material. Dispose of the liquid, and fush acetone through several times to purify the material.
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