<P><B>Contralto Solo:
<P>     The castle is filthy,
<P>     The blood is all on ice,
<P>     The babies are frying,
<P>     The vaults are stocked with vice!
<P><B>Chorus:
<P>     Welcome, Moriarty,
<P>     Welcome, Fu Manchu,
<P>     Welcome to our party,
<P>     How do you do?
<P>     Oooh!
<P><B>Bass Solo:
<P>     Let all things nameless at our feast run wild,
<P>     And for the nuptials of my only chee-ild
<P>     May VIRTUE now be trampled and defiled!
<P><B>Chorus:
<P>     In Dracula's great castle hall
<P>     The gifts were on display.
<P><B>Tenor Solo (Narrator):
<P>     Never before had any ghoul
<P>     Seen such fine display!
<P>     For there were racks and pinions
<P>     And half-dead minions,
<P>     Polluted soil,
<P>     Boiling oil,
<P>     And fingers fried in several ways!
<P><B>Chorus:
<P>     Ways!!
<P><B>Recit.-Tenor (Narrator):
<P>     With sharp-fanged smile the young bride bowed,
<P>     And thus addressed the cheerful crowd:-