<P><B>Contralto Solo and Chorus:
<P>     If you can hurt and not make pain your master,
<P>     If you can kill and not make death your aim;
<P>     If you can meet with horror and disaster
<P>     And treat these two amusements just the same,
<P>     If you can fill each unforgiving minute
<P>     With sixty seconds worth of fiendish fun,
<P>     Yours is the earth and everyone that's in it,
<P>     And what's more, you'll be a Zombie, son.
<P>     Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
<P>     Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
<P>     One for the master, one for the dame,
<P>     And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
<P><B>Tenor (Narrator) (speaking):
<P>     Midnight.... Dracula, still in the
<P>     gloom of youth, spoke to her groom:-
<P><B>Soprano Solo:
<P>     A wandering vampire I have been,
<P>     But oh, so foolish
<P>     To be a spinster ghoulish.
<P>     I will do it no more. I will do it no more.
<P>     A wandering vampire I have been,
<P>     But oh!
<P><B>Chorus:
<P>     No more!
<P><B>Tenor Solo (Frankenstein's son):
<P>     When I was a lad I served a term
<P>     Apprenticed to a Zombie firm,
<P>     I killed little orphans and their mothers-in-law,
<P>     And polished off the owner of the big front door,
<P>     I polished them off so carefullee
<P>     That Dracula's daughter is in love with me!