<P><JC>What city is this again? ...Chicago?
<P><B><DC=57,188,255><JC>GOT GHAND?
<P><DC=200,200,255><JC>17: Snurkle
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<P>So... lazy... 
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<P>So... tired...
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<P>*Snurkle*
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<P>Eh? Oh. It's you again. I've been having trouble wtting... wroiting... wrizng... dslfk./..
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<P>My fingers... they are heavy, fleshy weights flopping at the ends of my hands... My limbs feel as though they're made out of... out of... dense pastries...
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<P>Sitting here... staring at the 5" monochrome television that the guards placed in my cell after five consecutive weeks of screaming uncontrollably... Watching the Olympcs... The Olycsp... Ooweglt... qatgytr...
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<P>OLYMPICS! GAH!
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<P>Must fight to stay awake! This sensation of constantly battling with the pinnacle of lazy itself is horrifying! Must fight to stay awake. Must fight to... maintain consciousness... Focus on the figure skaters... Focus on the figure skaters... Focus on the... hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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<P>*Snurkle* 
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<P>I'm floating...
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<P>HALLUCINATIONS! GAH!