<P><DC=152,152,152>Evil, I tell you, it's those eyes. They see the eyes and panic, they go mad. They partake in self-defenestration, they throw THEMSELVES out of windows. It's suicide. And it's left, no sorry, it's wrong.
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<P><DC=152,152,152>In a nutshell, what I'm trying to say is... PH34R T3H P1DG30N$! CAUSE THEY WILL GET YOU! AND YOU WILL BE DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA 
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<P><DC=152,152,152>Anywayz, have fun, and remember always to worship the great god llama, and you will be fine, for he will watch over you, and sodomize you as he sees fit.
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<P><DC=152,152,152>Regards. 
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<P><DC=152,152,152>Midnight Twonk.
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<P>Funny how you were able to continue typing after you spontaneously died. Not that I discriminate against those who choose to spontaneously die... Because, I mean, discriminating is wrong... Not right, it's... left... Left? Right... Or was it... Uh...
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<P>What city is this again?
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<P>Chicago?
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<P>Chicagty... Chiahpl... chsgilktr//... selbgk;?//fs,gqa...
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<P>*Snurkle*
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<P>THE STORY! GAH! 
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<P>Apparently, that completely lame excuse for throwing a few mailbag letters into the article DID NOT, after all, help me stay awake, which shows even further evidence of how much of a completely lame excuse for throwing mailbag letters into the article it was...