<P>SO... Let me attempt to finish my tale, before I am released into oblivion...
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<P>Uh... I was waiting for the pizza that I ordered... Right...
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<P>So it finally came, a few minutes later... Or was it a few centuries? I don't remember. All I know was I was at Despot's apartment... Gah! That's all wrong, I wasn't there... Nobody who's ever entered Despot's apartment has ever returned... It's like INSTANT SUICIDE in there...
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<P>Oh... right, now I remember... It was yesterday... 
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<P>The pizza finally came, and it was ice cold by then... 'Twas delivered by an 8-Bit (or earlier, can't get my arcane gaming platforms straight these days) regular Nintendo character... Half of it was eaten by then... I don't know why...
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<P>Turned out I didn't realize that the mushrooms on the pizza were... You know, SPECIAL mushrooms... So I had eaten a few pieces, I think, and then started to halluc-...
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<P>Wait a minute...
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<P>That's why I'm so lazy...
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<P>I'm... I'm...
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<P>"Under the influence..."
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<P>...Dear lord...
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<P>...
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<P>*Snurkle*
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<P><JC>:End Transmission:</JC>