<P><B><JC>Cows With Guns</JC>
<P><JC>by Dana Lyons</JC>
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<P>Fat and docile, big and dumb
<P>They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
<P>Cows aren't fun
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<P>They eat to grow, grow to die
<P>Die to be et at the hamburger fry
<P>Cows well done
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<P>Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
<P>No one imagined the great cow guru
<P>Cows are one
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<P>He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
<P>He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
<P>Cow Se Tongue
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<P>He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
<P>He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
<P>Cow doldrums
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<P>He mooed, "we must fight, escape or we'll die!"
<P>Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
<P>Bad cow pun
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<P>But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
<P>Loaded into a truck, where he rode to his fate
<P>Cows are bummed
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<P>He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
<P>No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
<P>Cows with guns