<P>They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
<P>He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
<P>Cows well hung
<P>
<P>Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
<P>Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
<P>Run cows run!
<P>
<P>He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
<P>"We are free roving bovines.  We run free today.
<P>We will fight for bovine freedom
<P>And hold our large heads high!
<P>We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!"
<P>Cows with guns
<P>
<P>They crashed the gate in a great stampede
<P>Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
<P>Cows have fun
<P>
<P>Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
<P>Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
<P>Much cow dung
<P>
<P>Black smoke rising, darkening the day
<P>Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
<P>
<P>The president said, "Enough is enough
<P>These uppity cattle, its time to get tough!"
<P>Cow dung flung
<P>
<P>The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
<P>Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
<P>Cows on buns