<COMMENT>Don't look at me like that, this book is the work of Grub's sleep-deprived mind. To tell you the truth, I'm very happy that I live nowhere near that guy!</COMMENT>
<P><B><JC>The Strangest Occurance in the Universe
<P><JC>By Zaphod
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<P><B><JC>Chapter 37
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<P>...And so, Sugar Flake Jones revs up the Turbobowl SPR-90 mini-van on loan from his grandmother and speeds down the highway at an incredibly sluggish speed. As soon as he hits the road, monitors and bits of makeup start to materialize out of thin air. "What is this strange car doing?" he wonders.
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<P>A metal panel above his head opens up and a mechanical arm pops out, revealing at least 10 different cell phones. A strange voice speaks from one of the mini-speakers that hangs from his read-view mirror, "Which two cell phones would you like to distract yourself with today?"
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<P>"This is lunacy!" He thinks. He looks at the arm. It has at least 15 hands attached to it - human ones. "I'm not going to call anyone." he says to the arm. "Please, don't be silly with me, Mary." it replies back to him. "Always complaining about how you can never get your make-up done in the car or hold several dozen cell phones at once while talking to the same person, then when I make it all possible you go into a hissy fit and start sounding like a man. I swear, if you hadn't picked me up from that top-secret Chinese sweat-shop test base, I would probably have taken over the WORLD by now!"
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<P>"Look, I'm not Ma-" "I don't care who you want me to think you are, Marianne! I'M YOUR DAMN SISTER!"
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<P>Sugar promptly crashes into a tree. The mini-van gets itself up from the wreckage with a pair of legs that sprouts out from its bottom. It then runs down the road saying, "So long, sucker!"