<P>It then runs smack dab into another tree, causing itself to explode and the tree to catch on fire. A cat and a little girl who were in the tree catch on fire as well, fall off the burning tree, and run into an old man who loses his bowel control. Government officials at Area-51 were at the same time watching this area on satellite. They see the old man poo-poo himself. It is obviously the signal to nuke Singapore.
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<P>They press a large red button. Area-51 explodes. Again. A radio talk show host living in Parump, Nevada sees this and has a heart attack. The heart attack triggers his heart machine. It jolts him WAY too much. He screams and burst into flames. His wife screams. His cats howl. A dog somewhere in Libya implodes.
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<P>Sugar pulls himself out of the wreckage, walks down the road, does a strange little tapdance, and gets flattened by a steamroller.
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<P>And all is right with the world - for about 30 nanoseconds. His internal organs then squeeze themselves out of his body in every possible direction. Apparently, it feels a bit like turning into a bowl of jelly, then afterwards getting sat on by a very, very fat person.
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<P>THE END