<P>The moustache man chokes on his own saliva. "You stole from a... sperm bank...?"
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<P>Tall man nods. His cohorts nod. "I don't understand..." says moustache man. "You're all getting 45 years for stealing from a SPERM BANK?"
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<P>"Not just any sperm bank," says tall man, "the Swiss Sperm Bank!" "The largest sperm bank in the world!" says an old man with a beer gut with satisfaction. "It has the sperm from every major figure in historical history!" says another man with long hair and an eyepatch. "Genghis Kahn, Socrates, Henry V, Steven Spielberg, Sigmund Freud, you name it!" says the tall man. "It was a real pain in the neck getting Freud's sperm. We had to sit through 5 hours of discussion about phallic symbols." says the short man with the mohawk. "But, it was worth it."
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<P>"And that nets you 45 years?!" asks the moustache man. 
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<P>The tall man shakes his head no again. The cohorts nod in agreement. 
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<P>"No," he says, "that would get us 3 years. The real noodle fryer in this one is..."
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<P>His cohorts all look around. Nervously. One of them coughs. Moustache man waits for a reply once more, this time in suspense and curious intrigue. How did they get 45 years?
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<P>The tall man takes a deep breath.
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<P>"We drank it ALL."
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<P>The moustache man is silent. He puts his right index finger in his right ear and rubs his finger around in it. His brain is still trying to comprehend what just went into it. "Wha... what?"
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<P>"We drank everything we stole."
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<P>"But... but...  wha..."