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<P><JC><B>How to be a successful super villain
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<P><JC><B>Chapter 4 - Your name
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<P>Your name should be catchy as well as unforgettable. Most super villains go for names starting with "doctor", or "general". You need to show that you have a certain level of professional status. If you are merely "Mr. Johnson", nobody will take you seriously. However, when you change the above name to "Lord Marshall Johnson of the doom legion", it instantly sounds more appealing. Think carefully about your name, as it also needs to fit in with your evil characteristics, such as incessant laughter etc...
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<P><JC><B>Chapter 5 - Memorable catch phrase
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<P>Make sure that you have a memorable catch phrase so that you will be remembered by all as a witty and impressive speaker. Lines such as "See you later guys" do not cut the mustard. "Die horribly, you puke-ridden retards!" is more fitting phrase. It shows just enough madness, but at the same time implies that you still have a loose grip on reality.