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<P><JC><B>Chapter 6 - The plan
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<P>Your evil plan is the lynchpin. Without an evil plan, you are nothing. Richard Branson didn't build Virgin without a plan after all! Evil plans need to be devious and complicated. To get you started with your first evil plan, follow the steps below.
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<P>Step 1 - Build or steal a weapon or device that you can use to threaten people. This could be as simple as a nuclear bomb, or as complex as an inter-dimensional warp gate that releases mutant chickens into the world.
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<P>Step 2 - Make sure that you are well known. Cause some trouble now and again, so that your threats of mass destruction are not be sniffed at by the global community. Occasionally release your thugs for a bit of mindless violence, or blow something up with a large orbital satellite. These events will keep you in the limelight and may get your face onto Time magazine!
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<P>Step 3 - Threaten the world with your super device. If they don't respond to your demands, destroy a city. If they still don't bow down to you, destroy the planet. It's that simple.
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<P><B>Final thought:
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<P>So, there you are. With these simple, but effective techniques, you'll have the world in the palm of your sadistic hand before you know it!
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<P>PS. Good luck, I'll probably see you soon. I'm in jail, and I'd like some company! 