<P>"The worst?"
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<P>"Well, like they get deleted or something..."
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<P>"DELETED! Oh, don't worry about that, we have backups!" (I'm such a *shit*) "What was your username?"
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<P>He gives me his lusername. (What an idiot)
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<P>>clickety clikc<
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<P>"But you haven't got any files in your account!" I say, mock surprise leaping from my vocal chords.
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<P>"Yes I have, you must be looking in the wrong place!"
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<P>So first he spoils my x-tank game, and *now* he's calling me a liar...
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<P>>clickety click<
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<P>"Oh no, I made a mistake" I say
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<P>Did he mutter "typical" under his breath??!? Oh dear, oh dear..
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<P>"I MEANT TO SAY: That USERNAME doesn't exist"
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<P>"Huh? >wimper< It must do, I was only using it this morning!"
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<P>"Ah well, that'll be the problem, there was a virus in our system this morning, the... uh... DE VINCI Virus, wipes out users who are logged in when it goes off."
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<P>"That can't be right, my girlfriend was logged in, and I'm in her account now!"
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<P>"Which one was that?"