<P>"I deleted it. It was full of shit! You didn't ever get more than a B- in any of your subjects!"
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<P>"Huh?"
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<P>"And that crap about being a foreign exchange student, that was your girlfriend and we both know it!"
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<P>"Huh?!!"
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<P>"Your academic records. I checked them, you were lying.. Besides which, you forgot to include your criminal record.."
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<P>"How did y.." He clicks. "It's you isn't it? THE BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL!"
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<P>"In the flesh, on the phone and in your account.... You shouldn't have called you know. You especially shouldn't have given me your username.." >clickety< >click< "Neither should you have sent that mail to the System Manager telling him what you think of him in such graphic terms..."
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<P>"I didn't send any.."
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<P>>clickety< >click<......
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<P>"No, you didn't did you? But who can tell these days? Not to worry though, It'll all be over VERY soon.." >clickedy clikc< "..change my username back, and..."
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<P>"b-b-b.." he blubs, like a stood-up date
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<P>"Goodbye now" I say pleasantly, "you've got bags to pack and a life to start over..."
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<P>I hang up.