<P><B><JC>The Bastard Operator from Hell #4</JC>
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<P>It's a thursday, and I'm in a good mood. It's payday. I think I'll take some calls. I put the phone back on the hook. It rings.
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<P>"I've been trying to get you for hours!" the voice at the other end screams
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<P>"Not, it can't be hours" I say, putting "Blade Runner" back into it's cover and looking at the back, "it was more like 114 minutes. I was on a long phone call with the big boss, trying to get you users some better facilities"
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<P>Hook; Line; and Sinker...
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<P>"Oh. I'm sorry."
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<P>"That's ok, I'm a tolerant person" I make a mental note to change his password to something nasty in the next couple of days.
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<P>"Um, I need to know how to rename a file" he says.
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<P>Oh dear... Hang on, it's payday isn't it?! I'm in a good mood.
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<P>"Sure. You just go 'rm' and the filename"
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<P>"Thanks"
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<P>"No worries" (Now I'm in a *REALLY* good mood. I think I just might write that script to make saving impossible on rogue at random times like I've been thinking about)
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<P>The phone rings again.
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<P>"Hello?"
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<P>"Hi there" I say