<P>"Has the comput.."
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<P>I hang up. This is a matter of life or death. Quick as I can I rip the computer power cable out of the UPS and plug the TV in. Damn! Wylie missed again!
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<P>Meantime, all the alarms are going off like crazy as the disks spin down, but that's ok, because my Mac and Terminal are hardwired to the UPS in any case; and I'm at the Beer Factory level in Dark Castle too!
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<P>The phone rings, so I pull the PABX breaker on the UPS switchboard and it stops. Now to look like I'm working. I break out the puck and the hockey stick and play a little one-on-wall. From the observation window it'll look like I'm being blindingly efficient, as per usual.
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<P>10 Minutes later, the power is back and we're two HDA's down, but what the hell, I haven't lost a man, I'm onto the final screen, and there's more cartoons!
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<P>The phone rings, it's a luser. (What a surprise)
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<P>"Computer Room" I say, being efficient
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<P>"Hello, When will the compu..."
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<P>I hang up.
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<P>I'm doing well in the screen, all I need do is get past the wizard who throws spells at you and I'm in!
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<P>The phone rings again. I put it on hands free
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<P>"Computer Room" I shout, still deep in the game.
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<P>"I've lost my files" a user whines over the loudspeaker