<P>"You bet you have" I say, as my concentration lapses just long enough for me to get zapped by the wizard.
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<P>"What was your username?" I say, all sweetness and smiles
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<P>He tells me, I look, and he's right. Shit, and I didn't even do it!
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<P>Not to be outdone, I change his login directory to the null device, set his path to "." and redefine the command "news" to execute a script in his old login directory to send a nasty message to the equal opportunities officer, then delete itself.
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<P>Now that's trying!