<P><B>The Book of Antagonism
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<P>And so he did wonder through the dessert for twelve days and twelve nights, seeking an end to his people's suffering, and on the thirteenth night a not quite heavenly but most definitely disembodied voice spoketh: "That's not how you spell 'desert'. You're not making a pilgrimage through a coconut cream-pie, are you?" And upon hearing this, the man was frustrated, and he did respond to Her, (for the voice was most definitely a female),
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<P>"Ummm, I'm fairly certain it's got a second S. And shouldn't you be delivering some ageless words of wisdom or something, I mean, do all deities keep themselves entertained correcting the spelling of their followers?" And She did respond in huffy and not entirely friendly tone,
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<P>"No, it's got one s, like in 'Ulyses'. And by the way, you don't 'wonder' through something unless it's metaphysics. Not all deities have such a sloppy following." And the end part she did deliver with great sass. And the man thought long and hard, before shouting in a upward direction,
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<P>"Hasn't Ulysses got a second s, too?" And with that he did find himself up to his knees in a delicious peanut butter parfait. That's what you get for arguing with disembodied voices.
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<P>- As translated from the original Albanian text by
<P>Prime Minister Fatty McGee, The Electrified Discotheque of The Last Original Radical Thought and Transcendence of Animation