<P>Deus Ex: Intro Cinematic
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<P>By
<P>Chris Todd, 15 producers, an entire board of executives, 27 corporate stooges, 2 Yes Men, Bob Iger, Carrot Top, a decent helping of marketing reps, one ad rep each from Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages, CVS Paharmacies Inc., and General Motors, twelve over-qualified "script doctors" who were paid next to nothing and did even less, and two entire theaters full of ordinary people in Oklahoma City and Boston - for "clarity of language" and "mass appeal" input.
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<P>Page:
<P>Your job at the CIA has been secured. I've already discussed the matter with the boss-man.
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<P>Simons:
<P>I take it he was agreeable?
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<P>Page:
<P>He didn't really have a choice.
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<P>Simons:
<P>This plague - the fighting is getting darned awful.
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<P>Page:
<P>Yes. Oh yes. It's beautiful, isn't it? They'll fight in the streets, they'll fight in the fields, they'll even fight on the rooftops. And soon, they'll have no one else to turn to and they'll BEG US to save them.
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<P>Simons:
<P>I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough vaccine to go around. The poor people need their medicine, Bob.