<P>The ongoing conflict between the Llama and Goat cults escalated to new heights today, when one group from each cult were at eachothers throats at a local supermarket called Leet Lion. Apparently, a Llama worshipper was purchasing milk at the supermarket and unknowingly bought a carton of Melk(TM) produced by the Goat cult and planted in the store with the purpose of poisoning some of the shops frequent Llama customers. The mythical Melk(TM) which is so precious to the Goat cult seems to be imbued with the ability to poison any infidel who drinks it. The Llama worshipper went to the local medical clinic with severe food poisoning. In return, a group of Llama worshippers ambushed a smaller group of Goats who were planting more Melk(TM) in the store.
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<P>After an exchange of harsh words, and a few tears, the group drew their weapons and began hurling them at eachother. A force of firewalls immediately arrived on scene and the two groups dispersed. According to the city administration, they "received letters from both clans saying that they were not sorry about what they did, and ranting on about how their opposing cults 'suxx0rz' and how their own clan is the 'l33test' of the land. This was yet another random act of ignorance- I mean violence displayed by both clans. We need to put a stop to this before we lose too many brain cells, as well as lives." No one was hurt in the fight between the cults, but there was a severe loss in watermelon, which was in front of the store because of a sale.