<P><B><DC=255,128,0><JC>Mr Fusion - Home Energy Reactor</JC>
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<P>Imagine the power of a soda can. It has the power to hold approximately 12oz of fluid, and the power to provide electricity for an entire city. Introducing the Mr Fusion Home Energy Reactor, a device that makes recycling trash fun again. We use patented trash-nuking technology to produce the maximum energy output. So sit back, throw some crap in, and watch as it all burns in nuclear hell. Makes a great gift for that special someone!
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<P><B>INSTRUCTIONS:
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<P>1) Open the door
<P>2) Throw something in there
<P>3) Close the door
<P>4) Watch
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<P><B>NOTE:
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<P>This device is not designed to prepare food, although it's actually not a bad idea.
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<P><DC=128,128,128>FusionWare Inc. cannot be held responsible for loss of limbs, pets or small children due to accidental incineration.