<COMMENT>Datacube in the WC cafeteria</COMMENT>
<P>Alright Lancaster, I've set the security console in the checkpoint near the staircase up with permission to dispense level 2C clearance cards and above.
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<P>HOWEVER! First time that console is used to grant clearance to somebody who doesn't really need it - especially somebody who happens to be closely related to you and/or an attractive blonde who wants a "tour" of our bio research facilities - I'm not only revoking that permission again, I'm suspending your ass for a month.
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<P>FYI, I've also changed the login for that console, "Security" seemed a TAD too obvious (I bet it's that damn genius Barnes who came up with that!). It's now WCSecLogin, even Barnes should be able to remember that. And one more thing, if you leave this datacube lying around somewhere again, I will pull you out on the street and publically execute you. I can do that, you know.
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<P>That'll be your only warning.
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<P>Yours dictatorially,
<P>James Benjamin Marshall
<P>JBMarshall@Security.WorldCorp.com