<P><B>BCA - Banana Comment Addiction
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<P>Do you have difficulty walking past a fruitbowl without commenting? Do you feel the urge to make a snide remark every time you see a ripe, yellow phallic symbol? Can you hardly contain yourself when you see someone slowly, lovingly unpeel a long, fruity shaft?
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<P>If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you may suffer from banana comment addiction. A sickness in itself, banana comment addiction plagues people every waking hour, and quite often a lot of their sleeping hours. But like others sicknesses, it's nothing to feel embarrassed by. You wouldn't ridicule a leper, would you?
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<P>However, you may be relieved to know that you're not alone. Thousands of people are afflicted by BCA each year. But thankfully, there is help. WorldCorp Inc., working in conjunction with some of the best doctors in the world, are working night and day to find a cure. While it's a long and winding path, and we still have a long way to go, you can aid us in our journey by providing a hefty donation.
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<P>For details on how to help us to help you, please pay a visit to your nearest WorldCorp Inc. branch.
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<P><B>WorldCorp Inc. - At least we're not Microsoft.