<COMMENT>Notepad on the lecturn in front of OiNutter</COMMENT>
<P><B><JC>Verily holy sermon</JC>
<P>Suitable for beginning-of-month sermons, generic motivational sermons, fund-raising sermons, and funeral sermons for really boring people who nobody knew anyway.
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<P>My Brovers(TM)! Today is a grate(TM) day, a wonderful new beginning that shall see your lifes(TM) transformed through the glory of the Goat! Until this day you have wandered, seeking that which you could not obtain. That which you seek is not something material, no possessions could fulfill your Desire. Do I not speak troo(TM)?
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<P>Your existence shall be made pyoor(TM) only through adherance to the teachings of the mighty Goat(TM)! The Goat(TM) has passed down many edicts to his high priests, all have served us well and will one day bring true enlightenment to the misguided world!
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<P>The first edict of the Goat is thus: "The followers of the Goat(TM) shalt not worship Him. We are here only to follow His grate(TM) teachings."
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<P>You see my friends, the most high Goat(TM) has wisdom beyond that of frail humans. We are instructed not to waste our efforts to worship the Goat(TM), for he can have no higher place than he already possesses! Instead we must use our energy to spread the teachings of the Goat(TM) and uplift those poor souls who have not beheld the wonderful teachings of the Goat(TM)!
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<P>The second edict of the Goat(TM) tells us, "Uplift humanity on thy shoulders, individually thou art weak but together thou shalt rise to grateness(TM)."
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<P>For what were you before you joined the grate(TM) Goat(TM)? Did your lives have meaning? Did you ever feel that you were simply a small insignificant piece of the allconsuming corporate puzzle!?
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<P>Yes my friends! But now your lives have purpose! Your existance has been justified! You will join your fellow Goat Brovers(TM) with the single purpose of spreading this, the only TRUE lyfe(TM), to all forums in all boards in all of ForumPlanet!! Together you shall spread the truth and save the lives of even more people like yourselves! YOU shall give the lives of other human beings a purpose. And only you can only do it, because you are a part of the glorious community of the Goat(TM)!