<P>The third edict of Goat is written, "Love one another. Only love can unify the forums."
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<P>Brovers(TM), I tell you the troothe(TM); As a member of The Community of The Goat(TM) you are important and you are loved. Many were the selfish forumites who wanted to be loved, but they were stubborn and would not love others. These people embraced their selfish natures and created many communities and ways of life that embodied false teachings and outward hatred.
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<P>Small groups like The Followers of the Evil King Nopance, and large groups like the Llamarians only can destroy! Their hatred creates a city-wide war that devastates this once-fine city!
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<P>Until everyone in Forum City love one another under the smiling visage of the Goat, we shall be like shards of broken glass!
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<P>The fourth edict of The Wise Goat is as follows: "Love yourself. Without self-love you can never achieve inner peace, and without inner peace there will be no peace between you and your fellow man."
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<P>We have trooly(TM) seen the words of our wise diety proven in our own City. Some minor cults, such as the Apes, Tigers, Wolves, and Robots formed because the founding members wanted to be loved, but they had no love for themselves. These Cult Fathers created idols that embodied their own best qualities, and in this way fooled their members into loving a symbol of the Cult Fathers themselves.
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<P>Since none of the members actually found love for each other, there was much inner turmoil projected into hatred directed at the other groups. My friends, Hate can only divide! These unholy groups divided into smaller and smaller groups, as each member wanted love for themselves, but found none in their empty doctrines!  We must draw upon our inner love to create unity!
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<P>The fifth edict of the Grate Goat(TM), brought to us by Gerald, the first Goat Manifestation of our Most Hoely Goat God OOn, is written, "Whipped Topping is awesome."