<P>And THAT of course is a metaphor for our way of lyfe(TM). No matter if your worldly problems make you feel whipped, you still can find comfort in the Eternal Awesomeness of The Goat, and since you are a part of The Goat, you are also awesome. Deliciously awesome, even.
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<P>You see, my Brovers(TM), we live in a time of troubles!  The "Corporate Community" cares only for themselves and money. They have put a price on everything and everyone! My friends, our way of life CANNOT BE BOUGHT! The love of money has caused many of our former Brovers(TM) to disobey the edicts set forth by The Goat's Devyne(TM) Hoof. Our frail human nature only allows us to love either money OR our fellow man, and those that choose money can create only unhappiness for others!
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<P>Our ruthless chief antagonizers are the Llamarians, foul worshippers of Lamar! These misguided and violent souls love themselves, but hate all others. Their jealousy of our hapyness(TM) has caused them to terrorize, steal, murder, and blackmail to attempt to destroy us and our way of Lyfe(TM).
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<P>But friends, in the midst of all this chaos, I have good news! Our Spearit(TM) is unconquerable! As long as we remain as one, nothing can make our community submit! But there are many voices in the world that do not sing as one with us. Many have been fooled and lured into factions following false teachings, and more have been left divided and confused in Forum City as they avoid the ongoing conflict. These people must be told of the one Hoep(TM), the Way of The Goat. Without unification of all people, forumites will still live in fear and hatred of one another.
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<P>And so, my Brovers(TM), I tell you to LET GO of your egocentric natures and embrace the pyoority(TM) and love of the Goat. For as it says in the Book of Goat, not only will your worldly bodies and those of your families be nourished by the everflowing Goat Melk(TM), and protected by Goat Armer(TM), but your souls shall be at peace when you embrace the Goat! The First Goat Prophet Raven spoke of a time when the Way of Goat had outlived all false cultures and unified all peoples under the Goat's omnipresent Hoons(TM).  This time is almost at hand! It will NOT happen on its own, so we must be the harbingers of the new era! Go unto the weak and the afraid, the rich and the hateful, and unify them in the name of the Goat!!