<P>So apparently I have to tell you this much:
<P>You have 57 minutes with the laptop, after which some moron from security (I'm hoping you get one who got screwed over by one of your stupid hippy projects) will pick it up and deliver it.
<P>
<P>Let's put this into pseudocode, shall we?
<P>DO
<P>	WASTE (resources on a deadbeat hippy)
<P>	ANNOY (me with trivial tasks like setting up laptops)
<P>	LAUGH (at what a joke you are)
<P>WHILE (my idiot boss thinks you might be useful for some reason)