<COMMENT>Laydall's inbox in the First Bank of Goat City</COMMENT>
<P>Greetings in the name of the grate(TM) Goat! As you know, today we celebrate the 3rd Annual Melk(TM) Festival, where we recognize the wondrous powers of that vital liquid which is all so dear to our hearts. Stop by our festival booth and sample just a small selection of the many products which spring forth from amazing Melk(TM) such as:
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<P>Yogurt
<P>Cheese
<P>String Cheese
<P>Cream Cheese
<P>Cottage Cheese
<P>Ice Cream
<P>Sour Cream
<P>Whipped Cream
<P>Gelato
<P>Deep Fried Mozzarella Sticks
<P>Skim Melk(TM)
<P>Buttermelk (Trademark pending)
<P>Buttermelk (Trademark pending) biscuits
<P>Eggnog
<P>Dried, condensed Melk(TM)
<P>Curds and Whey
<P>And much more
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<P>Ah, the never ending wonders of Melk(TM)!