<COMMENT>McGeraldsson's inbox in Safe Goat Insurance</COMMENT>
<P>Hi Geraldo,
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<P>As requested, here is the template drawn up by our lawyers, for any trademark infringement letters that we send out. Since we have to pay out credits whenever someone with a policy has their trademarked words used without permission, it is CRITICALLY important that we collect from the perpetrators, otherwise its less melk(TM) money for us:
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<P>Dear Sir or Madame,
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<P>It has come to our attention that you have, with malicious intent and callousness of forethought, broken several exclusive trademarks held by the Goats of Forum City. This letter is to inform you that you must cease and desist in the future from all such illegal acts, and is a formal demand for compensatory payment for any prior trademark violations you have engaged in. The spelling and pronunciation of Melk(TM), Templae(TM), Brover(TM), Trooly(TM), Holey(TM), and Grate(TM), are specific to the Goat religion and are under trademark, protected by the full weight of the law.
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<P>Please halt your illegal use of the aforementioned words and mail penalty payments according to the below schedule to our Forum City mailbox no later than two weeks from the date of this letter:
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<P>Holey(TM)..........50 credits
<P>Brover(TM)........120 credits
<P>Melk(TM)..........150 credits
<P>Templae(TM).......150 credits
<P>Grate(TM).........300 credits
<P>Trooly(TM)........350 credits
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<P>Regards,
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<P>Gretta Bleates
<P>Secretary, Safe Goat Insurances