<COMMENT>McGeraldsson's inbox in Safe Goat Insurance</COMMENT>
<P>I have run the numbers by our actuaries and I do believe that adding 'f00n' to our standard trademark protection package is an unwise idea. With the conflict between us and the wretched Llamarians heating up, I fear that the projected premiums will not be enough to cover indemnity payments that will arise as the Llamas disparage our glorious, yet remarkably practical, holey(TM) utensils.
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<P>Perhaps after the inevitable triumph of the forces of Gerald over those villains the cost/benefit analysis will have more beneficial results.
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<P>Yours trooly(TM),
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<P>Geldoff