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<P>THANK GOD! Oh shit, John, I can't ever thank you enough for doing that!!! I think I'll actually enjoy my shift tonight now that you put that pain in the ass out of his misery! You're my own personal saint, John. Remind me to buy you a drink first chance I get!
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<P>Albert Lancaster,
<P>WorldCorp Security
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<P><B>On 08/28, 2004 John Harolds wrote:
<P>>From: JHarolds (jharolds@security.worldcorp.com)
<P>>To: ALancaster (alancastern@security.worldcorp.com)
<P>>Subject: Masta Rasta
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<P>>You know that idiot they brought in two days ago?
<P>>Masta Rasta, placed him in cell 8, right? They said
<P>>he apparently attempted to hack our systems because
<P>>he wanted to show us how cool he was, so we'd hire
<P>>him, only he knew jack about hacking and ended up
<P>>being fried by Black Ice like everyone else who tries
<P>>to hack us, hehe. Well, ever since he got there he's 
<P>>been constantly begging me to set him free. I don't
<P>>know if it's Black Ice's fault, or if he was always
<P>>this much of a moron, but he seemed to think I'd
<P>>eventually let him go if he kept whining. In the end,
<P>>even the other inmates were asking me to let him go.
<P>>Well, I just got so tired of his endless bickering
<P>>that I pulled my gun and shot him. It felt so good, I
<P>>couldn't stop. Gave him all 6 shots in the clip. Most
<P>>wonderful thing I've ever experienced in my life.
<P>>I swear, I still haven't stopped appreciating the 
<P>>silence in here now that Masta is dead.
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<P>>- John