<COMMENT>The Hitchhiker's Guide is the best book ever made - screw the bible!</COMMENT>
<COMMENT>NB! This one is courtesy of Aemer, kudos to him for the masterful spam</COMMENT>
<P>Sirius Cybernetic Corporation
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<P>We live in the most thriving era of humanity, the dawn of a true cybernetic age, yet most people have forgotten about the things that really matter: The little things. When was the last time someone honestly and empathetically thanked you and commended you for doing something you do every day, like washing your hands, recycling a soda can, or using a doorway without bumping into anything? When was the last time someone reminded you of where you are and how good it is to do these little things?
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<P>We at Sirius Cybernetics know that it has been far too long, and have therefore devised the most elegant and unique solution in history for enriching your everyday life: Empathy Machines(R). These machines are not just machines, they can sense you and they have a mood of their own. But trust us, it is always a good one.
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<P>The first product in our series of Empathy Machines is the Sirius Cybernetics Smiling Doorway(TM). Equipped with a Sirius Cybernetics voice synthesizer, the Smiling Doorway(TM) will vigilantly open and close its door as you walk through, will always do its very best to satisfy you, and will never be too late in insuring you what a pleasure it was to help you go about your life. We urge you to inform your work supervisor of the beneficial effect the Sirius Cybernetics Smiling Doorway(TM) will have upon your overall working climate, and thusly upon the effectiveness of yourself and your co-workers.
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<P>Call 99999-Smileyface and order a Smiling Doorway(TM) information package containing everything you will need to convince your supervisor, including happy-pills, which will make him more receptive to the positive input if you dissolve them in his coffee prior to suggesting it.
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<P>Future products will include the Sirius Cybernetics Automatic Fork(TM) (also available in a limited edition Spork version!) that will tell you how delicious your food tastes even before you put it in your mouth, and the Sirius Cybernetics Clever Coffee Cup(TM) that will politely notify you of the temperature of your coffee, and its sugar/cream percentages.
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<P>Sirius Cybernetics Corporation  improving everyday life everywhere!